Three Audiences: 

Parent:

Good morning Mom and Dad, 

I have been fired from Disney World. I did something really bad. During my shift, my friend and I were goofing around and she dared me to press every singing toy in the gift shop. All the stuffed animals simultaneously played their songs. I didn’t think about the severity of the consequences my actions would have. I know what I did was extremely disrespectful. I’m really sorry that I sullied our family name. I take full responsibility for my actions and I regret my decision immensely. 

Best friend:

Oh my god, Chris, you will never believe what just happened. So you know Natasha right? My coworker who’s super old and low-key a bully? Well, it was almost closing time and we were super bored. So, Natasha dared me to make all of the musical toys in the gift shop sing. You know- the ones that are super loud, super obnoxious, and sing “It’s a Small World” on repeat? Yeah, well, I figured most people were headed home at that time so no one was really around to hear it. I went ahead and did the dare. Before I could press the last toy, Walt walked in. He was so mad. He was practically steaming. He took me to his office and fired me. I may not get employee discounts anymore but at least I have a funny story to tell.

Boss:

Good morning Mr. Disney,

I am deeply sorry for the disturbance I caused in the gift shop yesterday. I sincerely regret my actions. I recognize that I was immature and reckless. I have learned from my mistake and will use it as an opportunity to grow. I thank you for all you have taught me and for allowing me to work at your company.